- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

knock knock who's there no one

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

its snowing on mount fuji

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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