- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

A man made a sandwich.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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