What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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