Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

knock knock who's there aids

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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