- Anti Joke

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.