- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Womens rights

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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