how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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speech and debate.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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