a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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2 + 2 = fish

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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