- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Catholicism.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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