Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

thumb_up thumb_down

hey John will you make some copies

thumb_up thumb_down

;aosughdfo

thumb_up thumb_down

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

thumb_up thumb_down

Cheese stick

thumb_up thumb_down

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

thumb_up thumb_down

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

thumb_up thumb_down

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

thumb_up thumb_down

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

thumb_up thumb_down

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

thumb_up thumb_down

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

thumb_up thumb_down

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops