- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Homosexuals are gay.

My kids are mistakes.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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