Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

A white person at Harvard

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Gingers.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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