What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Not a joke.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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