Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

You have cancer

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

UP

womens rights

Abortion

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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