Bob dole

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Snooki

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