- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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