- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Meow.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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