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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Your time.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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