knock knock get lost!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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troll----> hahaha---->

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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thumbs up!

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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