Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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whats long and green? weed

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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this is not an anti joke

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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