- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Civil Rights.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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