- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Chicken penis.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A Frenchman stays and fights

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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