How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Potassium? K.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Anti Joke

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