your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Badgers are cool

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Bloody kids ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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