- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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out of your comfort zone

Wy did the chicken?

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

bees knees

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Give me thumbs up!

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

penis

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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