- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.