What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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