- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Black People.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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