- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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