- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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