- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

If life throws you melons... ouch

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

You know what's catchy? A cold

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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