- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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