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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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