Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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