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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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