Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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