Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Lololol

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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knock knock who's there ?

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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