What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Eric is gay Ha

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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