What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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