- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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