- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

what's worse then a blowjob?

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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