What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

You know what's funny? A well told joke

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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