- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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