- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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