- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Good afternoon.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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