I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What is the name of the car? What

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