- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

the NAACP

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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