What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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