- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waffles ate my grandma

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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