- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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