Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Justin's life

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