- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

make me a sandwich! what kind?

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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