- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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